Palm Bay United Methodist Church

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Palm Bay United Methodist Church is a local church in Palm Bay, FL. Expect music styles such as contemporary, traditional hymns, and passionate reverent. You might also find programs like children's ministry, youth group, nursery, missions, and adult education. by FaithStreet


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  • Donald "Don" Webber, his daughter, Diana Webber
    My daughter, Diana Webber, is about 7`9. Rev. Paula Baker helped me measure Giles Dyer`s slacks, carpenter jeans, blue jeans, and such. He is about a 28 inch inseam and about a 41 inch waist, only down about 3 inches in the waist, it seems. He bought 30 inch inseam because they didn`t have shorter inseams to go with his waistline. Rev. Paula Baker was wrong, it is Giles Dyer whom his mother, Diana Elizabeth Higgs Dyer says plays violin, not Bob Messenger. And Ronnie Tutt, in addition to drums and percussion, being from Dallas, plays what Giles Dyer calls electric steel slide pedal dulcimer. My daughter, Diana Webber, knows Giles Dyer is only about 5`8, but still wants to be another of his unofficial polygamous wives.
  • Rev. Paula Baker DYER
    I am in love with Giles Dyer, like many women are. And I know he and Karen Anne [Berle/Berlinger] Carpenter are in love with each other, too. He plays electric bass "guitar" and electric pedal steel "guitar", which he calls electric steel slide pedal dulcimer, for the Carpenters, and has since he joined them in Spectrum, in 1968. Bob Messenger plays violin, not just bass "guitar", for them. Tony Peluso plays electric steel slide pedal dulcimer and electric and acoustic 6-string guitar for them. All of the Carpenters band play multiple instruments. Karen plays banjos and keyboards, Richard plays keyboards and saxophones. Gayle LeVant plays orchestral Harp and keyboards. Earle Dumler plays oboe and bassoon. Doug Strawn plays bassoon and saxophone. Ronnie Tutt plays drums and percussion. Louis "Louie" Shelton, Tim May, Gary Sims, and Greg Haywood/"John Bettis" play guitars for them. Karen Carpenter, Richard Carpenter, Tim May, and others also sing for the Carpenters. They perform a variety of styles of music, including soft and hard rock, country and western, jazz, classical, among others. Giles Dyer still lives in Palm Bay, Florida, but may return, at least part time, to California, where several groups of people claim they want him to reside.
  • Donald "Don" Webber
    I am the 8`6 former athlete mentioned, 4 inches taller than the tallest that Guiness Beer company seems to claim is the tallest man from the modern era. He allegedly worked in promotions for them. I work in promotions for Dyer Chevrolet, no known relation to Giles Dyer. I sell new and used cars for them. Giles Dyer has been looking for a new vehicle since before one of his tires went flat, but his purchase committee failed him. He would probably be better off with a sub compact rather than the pick up truck he was interested in. We fed him potato chips, but should have fed him much more substantial food. Like everything on the A & W Restaurants menu. I would be glad to work with him at Dyer Chevrolet if my boss would hire him. I am not very religious, though I was raised a Wesleyan United Methodist.
  • Paula Kay Singletary
    I knew Giles Dyer in Junior High School in Tulare, Ca., one of the home towns of Merle Haggard, whom Giles Dyer ghost wrote. We did not get along well then. I flirted with the bigger, stronger, rougher, tougher boys. I became a secretary, as a Paula Singletary usually does, and eventually moved to Palm Bay, Florida, to try to be near to him. I was known as "White Rabbit" in Junior High because of my platinum blonde hair. Rev. Paula Baker has been single too long. She met Giles Dyer with an 8`6 Virginia Commonwealth center, who worked in the Abl and the Aba, including the year the Abl allegedly shut down prior to the formation of the Aba. The feed him potato chips, but he is still starving. The little ones who ache to scream "root beer time" are in my family. We have root beer, from A & W, Giles Dyer has no root beer. We women of the Paula Singletary family are lapsed Wesleyan United Methodists, from Texas, home state of Usa Senator Cruz, and South Carolina, home state of Nikki Randawam, formerly known as Nikki Haley. Vice President Barbara Kamala Devi Harris (Emhoff) is running for President, Nikki Randawam is running for Vice President, on the Matriach ticket. Giles Dyer endorses them, so I do, too. Barbara Harris was a Baptist, Nikki Randawam was a Wesleyan United Methodist, the two main "Protestant" denominations in America. Giles Dyer calls "Protestants" "Western Orthodox Christians".
  • MaDonna "Madge" Ciccone and "Leone" Lourdes Leon
    We are failing Giles Dyer, as all the rest of us are. Holmes Regional Hospital cannot send their own ambulance or the Brevard Fire Rescue ambulance. We cannot send him the home delivery wagon, with the vitamins for men 50+ and Hungry Man dinners, chocolate Ensure Plus, Hershey`s chocolate bars, Healthy Choice meals and DiGiorno pizzas for snacks, and the A & W root beer, for celebrations, he wants, or any other food, so he is still starving to death. we are non practicing Roman Catholic, not a bit repentant of MaDonna`scene stealing ways. The media does not admit Renee Cokas exists, but Karen (Milton Berle`s 4th child) Carpenter, whom the media claims is dead, says he is a good drummer. He and his mom both misrepresented him as 30 1/2 when his is about 20 1/2. We want to hear him at least play drums, too. Giles Dyer ghost wrote all of MaDonna`s songs. The public has heard Madge play guitar and keyboard, and she can play bass and drums as well, not merely dance and act. We`d be glad to team with Giles Dyer, whether Garth Brooks and/or Michael Jackson (also falsely alleged deceased) were in the band with us, or not. We hope Rev. Paula Baker and the rest of you have a NICE night. Please, take CARE.
  • Rev. Paula Baker, pastor.
    Giles Dyer was raised the second son of a Wesleyan United Methodist missionary and minister. He is being considered as a potential member of the new Garth Brooks band. Katherine McPhee CAN play guitar and keyboard, but usually does NOT. Garth wants to hear her PLAY, not just gossip about her work as an actress and singer, or dance. Garth Brooks was raised as a Baptist. Katherine was raised as a scene stealer by a television producer. Richard Reuwer Jr. Carpenter and Karen (Milton) Berle Carpenter were raised as Wesleyan United Methodists. Both were adopted by their step father, Rev. Harold Bertram Carpenter. Nick Cokas` comments were badly edited from having been his son`s comments, because Renee Cokas did not want to have to admit his mother is a bi sexual whore. She says David Foster never had sex with her, so was not the true father of her second son, Rennie David "Jr." "Foster". Giles Dyer and the Carpenters no longer go to church. Rev. Carpenter was an alcoholic. Giles Dyer was usually very distant from Rev. William Charles Dyer, and his first son or step son, John Charles Dyer. Katherine McPhee`s mother had a religion, as a Wesleyan United Methodist. David Foster was maybe a nominal Roman Catholic.
  • Nick Cokas, bitter ex husband
    Mom seems to have made a typo about Renee Cokas` age, he is 20 1/2 years old, not 30 1/2 years old, but I IS a drummer. She does not normally play an instrument, like piano, but can do so. She and David Foster had an "open marriage", which is really no marriage at all. Sadly, I, her former husband, Nick Cokas, confirm her claim, she was and still is, a WHORE. Perhaps that is also part of why she is among the many letting Giles Dyer DIE of starvation, literally and figuratively. She says she does NOT really oppose the LGBTQ+ community, that her recent husband, she divorced, David Foster, is gay. And she says she is gay, too, that she is a lesbian. She admits she HATES telling the truth.
  • Former Usa President William Jefferson Blythe Clinton
    I would prefer for me to play tenor and baritone sax of the types described by Renee Cokas, Garth Brooks, alto and tenor sax of the types described, and Giles Dyer, soprano and alto sax of the types described. Giles Dyer also playing Banjos of the types described. Katherine McPhee DYER and her son, Renee Cokas. We all OPPOSE the LGBTQ+ community.
  • Renee Cokas
    Garth thinks he first met Giles Dyer by about college, when his roommate was Ty Englund, his lead acoustic guitarist. Mom thinks she first met Giles Dyer, by the time she was a small child. A blue suede/cobalt blue pair of 4-string banjos with maybe titanium metal frame work; and alto, tenor, and baritone saxes, might be a good gimmick for implying Giles Dyer would play, in part, country/blues. I was born about May `94, so about a half year before Giles Dyer`s father allegedly died, or left his family. Like Giles Dyer, I would never desert my beloveds, like my mom. And I assume Garth would never desert his beloveds, like Sandra Mahl, Trisha Yearwood, and Martina Schiff McBride. But Giles Dyer is still starving, so maybe he is still no-one`s true beloved, which I find sad. He seems to be a good ole boy, really a good old man, to me. Mom cannot deny she and Mr. Brooks are failing Giles Dyer. Mr. Brooks cannot deny he and mom are failing Giles Dyer, either.
  • Katherine McPhee DYER
    My 30 year old, drummer, son, Renee Cokas, was born in 1994, about the time Giles Dyer`s father died. He is ignored by En.WikiPedia and Co-Pilot. I sing and play primarily keyboards, I want Giles Dyer to play some instruments for me, and my older son to play drums for me. And I want to pay for Giles Dyer to wear a CowBoy suit for me with blue suede color shirt, cowboy boots, and bolo tie, white jacket, slacks, vest. Perhaps Giles could play left handed, solid back, tenor and baritone 4-string Banjos, alto and tenor sax, and sing lead and harmony, with Garth Brooks working with him on learning those parts from his songs, me working with him on those parts from my songs. Meeting Giles Dyer is what matters most to Garth and me. Like Giles Dyer, we never desert our beloveds.
  • Rev. Paula Baker.
    I am the Pastor of this church. I care. I have been trying to research you, and post my findings with co-pilot, but seem unsuccessful. WalMart`s home delivery wagon seems to fail no-one but you. I know you need multiple types of Hungry Man meals, chocolate Ensure Plus, and A & W root beer, among other WalMart meals.
  • "Gilbert" Giles Albert (Allen Egbert) Wesley " A & W " Dyer.
    I love nothing about this church. I am denied repair to my car, which has a flat tire, and I am literally starving in Palm Bay, Florida, and they are letting it happen.
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