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Lutons United Methodist Church in Goodlettsville,TN 37072
8363 Old Springfield Pike, Goodlettsville, TN

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  • Giles Dyer earned doctorates in small town business management of stores like Wal-Mart and McDonald`s and in Women`s Medicine. Richard Carpenter`s real middle name came from his real father, Lee Beracci/Liberace. I have met Richard and Karen, she is a daughter of Senator Javits.

  • Giles Dyer`s brother trained Wesleyan Methodist, Karen Anne Javits Carpenter as an apprentice in Management Nursing. Karen is still alive, still performing in Manhattan, local paid concerts. I would be glad to join the paid concerts in Manhattan and/or Nashville.

  • Richard Carpenter is now said to be Richard Milton Carpenter, 4th child of Milton Berle, his half sister, Karen, daughter of then Con. Jacob Koppel Javits, in `50. Later Sen. Javits.

  • It is a shame a beautiful lady like Faith Aubrey Joyce Perry wasted her time on a homosexual like Tim "McGraw" Trimble. She and Crystal Gayle were beautiful songstresses. My half sister, Karen Carpenter, Gayle LeVant, Greg Haywood/John Bettis, and other members of our Carpenters band would be glad to have them join us in performing free concerts with Giles Dyer, by invitation only, in Nashville, and/or San Diego, even in Palm Bay, Florida, among other places. I hope you and yours have a NICE day. Please, take CARE.

  • I am Faith Aubrey Joyce Something, from Mississippi, the former Mrs. Dan Hill and my ex husband is Tim Trimble, from Louisiana, nominal son of N. Y. Yankees pitcher, "Tug" McGraw, so Tim McGraw. Giles Dyer ghost wrote the songs for both of us, and very many others. He had earned doctorates in small town franchise businesses, like Wal-Mart and McDonald`s. And in women`s physical medicine, like mammography, gynecology, maternal pediatric medicine, and women`s psychiatry. Giles Dyer wrote my songs, too, I`m Kenny Chesney, a friend and lover/sex partner of Tim McGraw. I found out Tim is gay, which is part of why I divorced him, I`m Faith "Hill". I`m a friend of "Crystal" Brenda Gail Webb. Neither Tim, Kenny, "Crystal" Brenda, or I go to church anymore. Brenda`s generation older sister, Loretta Webb Lynn, is a country singer, who paired sometimes with George Jones, other times with "Conway Twitty"/Harold Jenkins. Loretta`s "husband" was Oliver "Mooney" (short for Moonshine) Lynn Something (?).

  • I was raised a Baptist, but I haven`t had time for church in generations. Gayle LeVant, Richard Carpenter, and, still living, Karen Carpenter, would like to be at least considered by NashVille record companies and booking agencies. They would also be glad of one or more guest appearances at the Grande Ole Opry. They want to develop friendships in NashVille and in the Opry. Several NashVille superstars have been well received by their free, invitation only, concert audiences.